February 2012
androxin:
lmfao
Carey, darling, we know.
Goalies with funny names ruined our fucking lives man
– Gospel truth, Emma.
thebergeronprocess:
bethanyedwards:
thebergeronprocess:
My first hockey crush was a goalie and I guess that set the tone for some of my future hockey fancying or something
ONDREJ PAVELEC: LIFE RUINER
Remember how I was asexual and most likely a lesbian?
Then BOOM
TUUKKA FUCKING RASK.
goalies with funny names ruined our fucking lives man
A-freaking-men. And I say that as an...
thebergeronprocess:
My first hockey crush was a goalie and I guess that set the tone for some of my future hockey fancying or something
ONDREJ PAVELEC: LIFE RUINER
Remember how I was asexual and most likely a lesbian?
Then BOOM
TUUKKA FUCKING RASK.
thebergeronprocess:
bethanyedwards:
thebergeronprocess:
joelarmia:
I think this is really relevant for Detroit fans right now
actually this is just always relevant to everyone ever
Richie is always relevant.
WE’RE GUNNA BEAT ‘EM DUDE
RICHIE, NO ONE IS AHGUING WITH YOU.
EVERYONE KNOWS TO FUCK VANCOUVAH.
thebergeronprocess:
joelarmia:
I think this is really relevant for Detroit fans right now
actually this is just always relevant to everyone ever
Richie is always relevant.
thebergeronprocess:
bradobby:
its so funny that everyone is freaking out about marchand talking about buffalo.. he didnt even say anything THAT bad.. he said it was boring.. do you want some cheese with your wine?
everyone: it's just a hockey team
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
thebergeronprocess:
[02:14] Emma: LOL now Mike Richards is feeding his dog ice cream [02:14] Emma: from Cold Stone [02:15] Emma: after he spent all evening stuffing his face with sushi with his teammates [02:15] Bethany: hahahahaha [02:15] Emma: hockey players are like garbage disposals [02:15] Emma: just eat eat eat [02:15] Emma: then work out and play [02:15] Emma: what food [02:15] Bethany:...
PENIS
PENIS EVERYWHERE
thebergeronprocess:
about me
Me: That’s it. I am goddamn ordering a Marchand shirt soon. It must be in my life. I’ll wait until after my new bullet gets here lol
Bethany: Hahaha vibrators and Marchand jerseys. This is our lives now.
Confession
I only listen to Kanye before games.
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Uuum
Adele flipped off the crowd (but actually the producer in the background) on British TV.
MIA flipped off the camera on American TV.
Big difference.
Columbus wants Krejci AND TUUKKA for Rick Nash?
thebergeronprocess:
bethanyedwards:
HAHAHAHA NO. SUCK IT, COLUMBUS.
lol that’s real cute
real cute Columbus
The NESN guys were like “Nash would be awesome to have, but we are NOT giving up Tuukka.”
Columbus wants Krejci AND TUUKKA for Rick Nash?
HAHAHAHA NO. SUCK IT, COLUMBUS.
Is it just me or do they kinda look alike...
thebergeronprocess:
trapped9:
HE DOES A LITTLE BIT
MATH SCIENCE HISTORY UNRAVELING THE MYSTERY IT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG
YES OMG. I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!! He is very Galecki-esque.
MY SHARKS/P-BRUINS TICKETS
ARE AT WILL-CALL AT THE DCU CENTER.
I just got a voice mail saying so. I guess there WAS a mix-up somewhere but it wasn’t my fault!
Camper and Hennessy: Pleasantly surprised
Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.
thebergeronprocess:
tiaras-tumblr:
syd-squid:
bamcamyam:
I got called ma’am like 3 times yesterday. I almost cried omg.
Dear people who call me ma’am:
No. I will not respond to you. You can go fuck yourself. This first time this happened, I was 12 and it made me want to die.
People say I look about 14 or 15 and I’m 19.
I’ve been called ma’am since I was like 13. It’s just what we...
Getting myself ready for tonight
Soy pizza for dinner (forgoing the pepperoni; I eat veg during Lent so as not to piss off my Catholic parents)
Then getting my beer ready for tonight- I will have at least one regardless of the outcome of the game, hopefully the boys won’t drive me to have more
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This shit
Is fucking delicious.
Santorum makes me sad.
The man, the concept, and the substance.
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Can you sprain an ocular muscle?
Because I might with all the eye-rolling I’m doing during this episode.
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Because you failed a midterm?
Get over yourself, Schuster.
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Good thing he wasn't allergic
No sympathy
NONE.
Look, call me callous. Call me an asshole. But I have my reasons (that I don’t want to discuss).
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Good
Now you know how it FEELS, asshole.
thebergeronprocess:
like
how is it we were able to get our shit together and play four games fairly well without Horton (well except that 1-0 shutout at Rogers)
but now he’s out for an indefinite amount of time and the entire team appears to have completely shit the bed
Thanks again, Sestito.
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btx91 replied to your post: I FOUND A CHEESE THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME SICK
WHAT KIND?
Beemster Farmer’s Choice. My parents found it at Wegman’s. It’s like $12 a pound, but WORTH IT OMG. I haven’t had cheese in almost a year and it’s amazing.
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I FOUND A CHEESE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SICK
thebergeronprocess:
And Backstrom is only good tonight because our team is shooting at his chest protector every time instead of trying to manage his gaping-open rebounds, so stop pumping his fucking tires, NBC
I hate everyone