February 2010
Oh no, we’re NEVER going to hear the end of this.
Woah, major cut!
C’mon, give it to Gaga!
Fucking Bieber AND Kesha. And no, I’m not putting that ridiculous dollar sign in.
*wears 3D glasses acquired today with a simple trip to Target*
Who the hell are these country hipsters?
Woohoo! My first time seeing the Cop Out trailer!
And two dudes kissing is offensive? WTF????
What? Who let Colbert go to the Grammys!
Here comes @thisainttherapy! Wooo go Declan!
Ugh, when does that commercial volume law go into effect? Because it can’t happen soon enough!
Wait, did Pink have gem-pubes? WTF?
Beyonce. No. Don’t ruin Alanis!
OMG. Little boys’ Batman shirts. OMG.
January 2010
Jon Hamm is PERFECT as Scott Brown. And he does a good Massachusetts accent!
Yes, I’m a headphone snob, but I have hypersensitive hearing, so little differences are a big deal for me!
Just created a cocktail: Kahlua mocha, milk, and a splash of Coke. Yummy.
Yeah, that movie got WAY too weird for me. Back to House!
Ugh, these “replacement’ headphones my dad gave me are shit! They’re reeeeeeally tinny and TOO LOUD! Never pay $3 for earbuds, Dad!
So… I may or may not be watching Mamma Mia…
As soon as I told my mom @kunalnayyar was going to be on Wanda Sykes tonight, she has to watch.
“I’d say he’s mimicking whichever one of us is dying.” Kutner said that. To Amber. REALLY creepy now…
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Love the look on POTUS’s face. “Oh heeeeeell no”
Screw you Owen Wilson. You can say “Oklahoma” but not “Massachusetts?” Same number of syllables!
Wanna see how I’m sleeping? Check out my yawnlog: http://bit.ly/arNWCv
I think I’ve slept off the sleep debt from this week.
Seriously, I am *pissed.* It is 12 fucking degrees out and I can’t breathe in this cold wind. Also how the hell am I supposed to get my …
(cont.) work done for this class?
Apparently “the lab will be available Mon and Fri” means “there will be a class in there.” Wtf, I got up early for nothing!
OH thank god.
There is too a drinking holiday for Jews! There’s a feast where you’re encouraged to get wasted! Not to mention Passover.
Uh oh, team challenge! I feel bad for whoever’s stuck with Ping.
Wow. Scott Brown on Jay Leno. I know what I’m not going to be watching.
WTF? Isn’t this *last week’s* 30 Rock? I watched all night hoping for a new one! WHAT A WASTE.
“Bitches be crazy!”
For the first time, my RIGHT headphone has died first. Guess I’m using shitty ones now…
Wow, @hayleyghoover did it again!
I. Am. So. Tired. Now I get to drive home in the snow!
Went to therapy, now at school for Neuro and Medical Ethics. It is snowing pretty hard.
“If you could describe your feelings about President Obama right now in a single word, what would it be?” My answer: PWNAGE.
“All people can use their god-given talents.” Unless they’re a woman or a gay.
I think publishing who’s being payed off by whom is a GREAT IDEA. #SOTU
GOOD JOB. Scold them like the naughty children they act like! #SOTU
Ladies and gentlemen, out President is finally showing that he has a pair of BRASS FUCKING BALLS.
What, you mean things don’t happen by MAGIC? I am disappoint. #SOTU
FINALLY he calls them out on the fact that Bush fucked us up just as bad. #SOTU
Oooh, that aerial shot is cool! #SOTU #imkindadrunk #okmorethankinda
Thank you, Mr. President, for calling EVERYONE out on the nastiness from both sides. #SOTU