January 2011
Out to eat with Derek’s friends.
December 2010
My singamajig was lonely… so I bought her a friend.
I just want to munch on some carrots
But there are no carrots in the fridge
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
RT @neiltyson: Approaching central total eclipse. Moon’s hue is Grade-A dark amber maple syrup. That, or I’m just hungry for pancakes.
Yaaaaaaaaay I got Tweetdeck to update!!
Tron Legacy was pretty good. Better than I expected.
I had three Boynton buckets. THREE.
Browsing with Chrome to support a good cause: http://t.co/EVD619y
Sorry everyone, looks like it’s gonna be another Bee-less night. Emma and Anna, take note- I’m starting to compile your bday/xmas gifts 2mrw
Had some Cheerios with soy milk, took something for my neck. Now I’m gonna study and maybe nap.
No noodles until I finish page 2.
Ok, reached page two. Noodle time!
Maybe if I put music on I’ll stop falling asleep
What do you MEAN “cerumin” isn’t in the MS Word dictionary!? It seems that the more advanced the subject matter, the less words it knows.
Who else knew I would reblog that last thing? I just hate it when people bring that up, because it makes me sad. I miss my favorite show.
Typical evening in my house.
Keep in mind that I am upstairs and my mother is downstairs while this is going on.
Mom: Believe me, if I could write this paper for you, I would.
Me: I doubt you could write a five-page paper on the hearing mechanism.
Mom: I could try.
Me: Writing "Sound goes in and we hear it" 2500 times wouldn't count.
(silence)
Me: I can actually hear you giving me the finger right now.
Mom: And you are correct.
I love how every second I sit here I think I could work on my paper, but as soon as I get home I won’t.
God, now *I* feel like the asshole.
…guess who just showed up, almost in tears from stress. Oh my.
OH MY GOD IT’S AN OOMPA LOOMPA
As if it wasn't already obvious to any of you,
kyle-:
but do not follow me if you disagree with the concept of homosexuality.
This has been the most obvious post of the day.
Seconded.
Tumblr, don’t you realize it’s a Harry Potter weekend??!
Still sick. Still down on myself. Ugh.
Hungry. I want soup.
Well, at least there’s one positive to this situation. Last time I had my heart broken I wasn’t of legal drinking age!
I’m hungry, but I know I’ll be sick if I eat anything. Gah.
Just flat-out asking him if there’s a problem. Bet he ignores it!
Also, despite my Facebook chat, message, and texts, there is no response from SS. *sigh*
Grocery store is playing Christmas music. Kill me.
Just a typical morning at my house.
Mom: Will you help me find my sneakers?
Me: No.
Mom: Fuck you.
Wow, so now those ridiculous “digital death” people are deleting comments by people who don’t agree with them. Bad idea!!
That awkward moment when you realize that L Street...
Oh Damn.
thegaysha:
So I read the word “Vagina” in one of the posts on my dashboard. Then I got into that loop where I realize it sounds interesting and I repeat it over and over.
Vagina… VAgina vaGINA vagina.
And on, and on.
Then my door opens and my mother walks in on me repeating “vagina” over and over.
So embarrassing. She just kind of left without saying anything.
Ah, the...
Dumbest Ravenclaw ever.
SS: ah, you might appreciate this one. i saw a harry potter reference on the page!
Me: where?
SS: At Fuller Auditorium: Male, Blonde. To the Ravenclaw boy: so what if you're a bit odd, so am I. Wanna date you something terrible. Talk to the Slytherin. harry potter nerd romance, classic
Me: nerdlove's adorable, I hope that one was sincere
SS: i'll bet it was. but who knows if half of this shit's real? it's a good laugh