February 2011
I just sorted through 100+ screencaps of Jason Lee...
The View Askewniverse is so homoerotic. I love it. Can’t WAIT to screencap Chasing Amy tonight.
“You’re all a bunch of fucking WIMPS!”
– My dad, while watching the news people freak out about snow. One of the many reasons Massachusetts is awesome.
When did February become the month of giving up...
strawberrysgirl:
Masturbating?
Alcohol?
Social networking?
Lent doesn’t begin until March, first of all. Second of all, I ain’t givin’ up my wankin, drankin or tumblin in the month that contains the shittiest non-holiday ever. :P
“Wankin, drankin, and tumblin” aka my life.
January 2011
If y'all have phobias, please tell me (if you feel...
obsessionful:
I know about some (Jeri, I know you hate birds with a passion; Avery, boats/cruises freak you out), but please tell me if something I ever post freaks you the fuck out. I’ll delete it as soon as you tell me.
BEES. Bees scare the living daylights out of me. Also, buzzing noises in general. I was stung 16 times when I was four, and I haven’t been stung since, because I run...
obsessionful:
andtheskygoesblack:
anjaplaschg:
THE BOOB THING ON MY DASH
YOU GUYS
I HAVE AN ACTUAL DIAGNOSED FEAR OF HOLES LIKE THAT
IT MAKES ME SHAKE AND CRY AND VOMIT
SO YOU KNOW
CAN WE NOT
AUGH PEOPLE TRYPOPHOBIA IS A REAL THING ALSO THAT SHIT IS NASTY AND MY SKIN IS FUCKING CRAWLING THINKING ABOUT IT AAA EW
Okay, is it that lotus breast picture? Because thank god I have not seen...
turtle doodles.
I WANNA DO SCIENCE IN THE SHOWER
Oh god, SNL’s gonna get a LOOOOOOOT of nasty letters about this.
Dante: In the middle of it, she called me Brad.
Randal: She called you Brad?
Dante: She called me Brad.
Randal: That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Dante: I hit the light and she freaks. She thought I was Brad Michaelson.
Randal: What do you mean?
Dante: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.
Randal: Oh my god.
Dante: Great story, huh?
Randal: That girl was vile to you.
Dante: Interesting post-script to that story: do you know who wound up in that dark bedroom with Brad?
Randal: Your mother?
Dante: Alan Harris.
Randal: Chess team Alan Harris?
Dante: The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.
Randal: It takes different strokes to move the world.
mysterysongs:
The cat and I are constantly fighting over the...
She got up, so I took it over.
Now she’s pacing laps around the house, sulking.
I can just tell that inside she’s all
LOL fuck you Fluffy, you didn’t call fives.
This Is the Sparklehippo
shewhoisanna:
thegaysha:
I call her that because I have no fucking clue who she is, she never spoke at Pam Anderson’s roast, just sat there with her massive bumpit hair and looked odd in that top. I’ve never seen a more unflattering choice of clothing.
ALL BUMPITS AND TACKY CLOTHING TO THE SPARKLEHIPPO!
It’s Lady Bunny! I remember her being mentioned all the on a podcast I...
Lynn Grandmother Stabs Robber With Pen « CBS... →
Bad. Ass.
The 'new post count' never shows up on my...
lostinsociety:
Am I the only one ?
Soooo frustrating!
Seriously though
why does the warden let Lady Extravaganza have so many spoons?
Anagram of the Day
obsessionful:
well-thats-ood:thedankestmofo:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION; WHETHER ‘TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE rearranges to:
IN ONE OF THE BARD’S BEST-THOUGHT-OF TRAGEDIES, OUR INSISTENT HERO, HAMLET, QUERIES ON TWO FRONTS ABOUT HOW LIFE TURNS ROTTEN.
HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE HAPPENING?!
W H A T
…oh my god. Wow.
It’s fucking snowing AGAIN.
Gonna be snowed in again tomorrow.
Oh well, guess I’m just gonna have to make cookies and soup while catching up on my youtube subscription backlog.
ALSO I GOT GIFS TO WORK ON MY DASH FINALLY!!!
speckintheuniverse:
Does anyone else think “Packers face off against Bears” is the most homoerotic sounding football game ever…
Wow. I never even thought of it that way.
I can't tell if I'm tired hungry or bored
My life.
daphnedonaghy asked: omg we really are the same person!!!
(i won't share jon hamm though!) LOL xD
(i won't share jon hamm though!) LOL xD
Guess I should sign off and go shower/sleep.
Because I have to go over to WSU tomorrow to meet with professors, get my SLP-A registration forms, have my observation hours finalized, and have lunch with Susanne.
Oh, gap year.
Damn you, cookie list!
I should have taken a shower and gone to bed a while ago.
Oh well~
RT @Pres_Bartlet: I’m Catholic, and I still think there’s too much standing then sitting then standing in the State of the Union.
Following people from the "cookie list"
…I seriously typed “wookie list” just now.
Clearly the two glasses of wine I drank are still affecting me a bit.
Reblog with your Blog Title and the reason for it.
kyle-:
cahoots-:
ryleymo:
“this is not the blog you are looking for”
It’s a pun on the line from Star Wars “These are not the droids you are looking for”. Even though most of what I post is about comics, and my layout is all Batman, I still like the title…
“all secrets sleep in winter clothes”
it’s a lyric from the song in an aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel and i chose it...
ladymalchav:
10000beas:
sonnemelzen:
And This is Where I Herpderpderp: Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed. Let’s see if you can.
catbountry:
nevvyland:
sunaface:
dogribs:
dogribs
WELP
sinafane
LOL btw, I don’t type the “correct” way. I peck at the key board with two fingers and my thumb, and I look at the keyboard a lot. OOPS.
nevvykabd
Damn
catbnountry
...
I’m an #FOK, are you?
Thanks for tipping the #KOF off, @KeithOlbermann. Craig’s monologue was awesome.
“What are you, some kind of opinionated broadcaster? You’ll end up getting fired,...”
– Craig Ferguson on voicing opinions in a prominent broadcasting position (source). (via fuckyeahkeitholbermann)
